boatsandbritain:

insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

What other kids show hit the nail on the head with discussing colonization?

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

"A faithful friend is the true image of the Deity."

Napoleon (via itsquoted)

rashaka:

superseventies:

At home with Harrison Ford, 1978 

The only valid reason to time travel is to go back to the 1970’s and bang Harrison Ford. There is no other decent reason.  Fuck historical events! No, fuck Harrison Ford.

l-e-v:

Working on a series of typography posters.  

Cary Ann Hearst - American Made Machine

"She was hot, fast, Tennessee trash. Only mentioned love with Jack Daniels and Johnny Cash"

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

uarhi:

White people be like: “What in the world is this magical plant?!”
Pendeja son nopales y se comen, no se usan pa’ mamadas! 

uarhi:

White people be like: “What in the world is this magical plant?!”

Pendeja son nopales y se comen, no se usan pa’ mamadas! 

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

nprmusic:

Watch Brody Dalle, the former lead singer of The Distillers, perform a personal anthem, “Dressed in Dreams,” surrounded by chili-pepper lights

comedycentral:

themeltdownwithjonahandkumail:

Go behind the scenes of The Meltdown in this exclusive origin story featuring Jonah Ray, Kumail Nanjiani, Emily V. Gordon, Natasha Leggero and T.J. Miller, with cameos from Jim Gaffigan, Neal Brennan, Maria Bamford, Kyle Kinane, Nick Offerman, Todd Glass, Tom Lennon, Michael Ian Black and many, many others.
The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail premieres on Comedy Central Wednesday, July 23 at 12:30a/11:30c.

The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail premieres July 23 on Comedy Central. In the meantime, you can discover the show’s thrilling origins in this new mini-doc.

comedycentral:

themeltdownwithjonahandkumail:

Go behind the scenes of The Meltdown in this exclusive origin story featuring Jonah Ray, Kumail Nanjiani, Emily V. Gordon, Natasha Leggero and T.J. Miller, with cameos from Jim Gaffigan, Neal Brennan, Maria Bamford, Kyle Kinane, Nick Offerman, Todd Glass, Tom Lennon, Michael Ian Black and many, many others.

The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail premieres on Comedy Central Wednesday, July 23 at 12:30a/11:30c.

The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail premieres July 23 on Comedy Central. In the meantime, you can discover the show’s thrilling origins in this new mini-doc.