uarhi:

White people be like: “What in the world is this magical plant?!”
Pendeja son nopales y se comen, no se usan pa’ mamadas! 

uarhi:

White people be like: “What in the world is this magical plant?!”

Pendeja son nopales y se comen, no se usan pa’ mamadas! 

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

nprmusic:

Watch Brody Dalle, the former lead singer of The Distillers, perform a personal anthem, “Dressed in Dreams,” surrounded by chili-pepper lights

comedycentral:

themeltdownwithjonahandkumail:

Go behind the scenes of The Meltdown in this exclusive origin story featuring Jonah Ray, Kumail Nanjiani, Emily V. Gordon, Natasha Leggero and T.J. Miller, with cameos from Jim Gaffigan, Neal Brennan, Maria Bamford, Kyle Kinane, Nick Offerman, Todd Glass, Tom Lennon, Michael Ian Black and many, many others.
The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail premieres on Comedy Central Wednesday, July 23 at 12:30a/11:30c.

The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail premieres July 23 on Comedy Central. In the meantime, you can discover the show’s thrilling origins in this new mini-doc.

comedycentral:

themeltdownwithjonahandkumail:

Go behind the scenes of The Meltdown in this exclusive origin story featuring Jonah Ray, Kumail Nanjiani, Emily V. Gordon, Natasha Leggero and T.J. Miller, with cameos from Jim Gaffigan, Neal Brennan, Maria Bamford, Kyle Kinane, Nick Offerman, Todd Glass, Tom Lennon, Michael Ian Black and many, many others.

The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail premieres on Comedy Central Wednesday, July 23 at 12:30a/11:30c.

The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail premieres July 23 on Comedy Central. In the meantime, you can discover the show’s thrilling origins in this new mini-doc.

alaynyala:

A SUMMER VARIETY MIX BY WOMEN OF COLOR

LISTEN

yaaaaaassssssssss!!!! *helicopters ponytail*

criddagucci:

jackadiddlediddle:

onyeplaysdrums:

Most kids on this website don’t even know what this is

That’s a coffee table

sigh

dirtytrenchcoatsandwinchesters:

OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
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I CAN’T BREATHE
THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
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THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
MOM I AM SO SORRY

elisehu:

Found outside a random bar in Denver #pmdmc #public

elisehu:

Found outside a random bar in Denver #pmdmc #public

merichuel:

So… I decided to make a mini iron throne for my mobile phone. A couple of hours, loooots of swords and hot glue.

mexicanthighs:

crazymamma:

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

iinthebackofmymind:

"The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re my girl. So you have to be careful with the level of bad that you share with your girls. Because you forgive, but oh honey, mama don’t."

Preach.

This is so damn true! I can’t tell you how much I fucking hate my friends’ bfs. I’ve even stopped being friends with some because of this shit.

dreadandafugitivemind:

tyleroakley:

7brooms:

play-the-game:

wannyy:

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.

This made me cum

They just stopped caring half way though

this is mesmerizing

Jesus H Christ.

dreadandafugitivemind:

tyleroakley:

7brooms:

play-the-game:

wannyy:

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.

This made me cum

They just stopped caring half way though

this is mesmerizing

Jesus H Christ.